Tuesday, February 6, 2007

the English you don't learn in school

Today's warm-up assignment for the English Language Learners:

Finish this sentence:

When I see a fight I choose ____________________ .

Student response:

When I see a fight I choose to step away a few feet and watch bitches throw down.

10 comments:

Chris said...

HA!!! That is hilarious. I want to see bitches throw down too.

Sweet Cheeks said...

yeah, it was a girl's paper, too. My girls are tough!

Brent said...

What are the bitches throwing down? Kids these days.. they always leave out the important info..

I step back and watch the bitches throw down their pimping hats?

~ lauren said...

what the hell is a "pimping hat"?

Velo Bella said...

How have I missed all of these?

Not the throwin down bitches, but your scribblins?

I gotta catch up.

And I think its pimpin' hat.

marscat said...

love it

marscat said...

and you should ping OV's site so we know about your funny scribblins and such.

Sweet Cheeks said...

"bitches" are girls. Also affectionately known as "Beezy" to close friends. "Throw down" is not actually referring to any objects released to the ground, but is defined as dirty all out fighting. I have not seen any "pimpin' hats", but I will inquire among my students.
As for pinging OV, perhaps I shall, but there seems to be so much traffic there. The Iraq commentary scared me. Go biodiesel!

norcalcyclingnews.com said...

i'll ping fo' you.

cuz' bitches throw down.

(maybe just delayed because of time constraints)

Adrian Olivera said...

I would have used biatches instead. Awesome!